Immunity Against Bristly, Stubbly, Double Chins

Dear All,

I am sorry to hear about the cancellation of the ecotourism project and I do hope that the har gaos arrive safely. GUGUGUGU Heng, if possible, do bring back siew mais as well. Hao Ren YL, please stick to your original name - Sinseh, to avoid confusion in the association.

On a brighter note, I am happy to present you with a new project. In response to Uncle Neo's mission to "Seek and Destroy", I have taken measures to counter-attack such behaviour. I understand that Uncle Neo has the upper-hand in our "Tikuing Special Edition - Pass It On". Uncle Neo has been gloating about starting a new trend and will continue his endeavour to "seek and destroy" (I have absolutely no idea how he came up with such a cliche phrase).

Little does he knows that the reason for his success is for the thing he calls a goatee. None of us would want to take the risk of coming in contact with that horrendous thing... Seeing how all of us loath and abhor this, I have taken the liberty of sourcing for sponsors for our Association. I have already found a few contacts for indestructible finger gloves. This is to protect our fingers and prevent them from being soiled, all in the name of tikuing. Some companies have also expressed interests in conducting R&D after they got to know about our plight. Some have offered to invent finger gloves that comes with a scissors, that are coated with disinfectant, etc, etc. I will consolidate my efforts and come to a decision quick. Soon, we shall have no fear against bristly, stubbly, double chins.

I will also do my utmost to come up with antibacterial chemical concoction to protect the rest of our associates. He who seeks and destroys shall in turn be exterminated.

Yours Sincerely,
Grace Chen

Dear All,

I am disappointed that my ecotourism project can not be carried out in due time. As much as I would like to get the soil from our close Hongkong clients' homeland, I fear for the old age of GUGUGUGU Heng. However, I sincerely thank you for your effort, GUGUGUGU Heng. I will announce my next project to all in the next meeting. Meanwhile, I pray that GUGUGUGU Heng has gotten my request for a basket of har gaos, which we can test for its authencity and also to understand the culinary skills of our Hongkong partners, via HaoRen YL.

As a word of politeness, we are missing your absence here in Singapore, GUGUGUGU Heng. Meanwhile, let me "suffer" (enjoy) in the peace (which I have long awaited) in your absence. We look forward to you joining us back in our team and to present a report to us about our Hongkong clients. I hope your trip is smooth so far.


Regards,
Yongxin

HaoRen YL's reports for the week.

Dear Sirs/Mdms,

This is HaoRen YL here. I would like to report on the business reply Uncle Heng just sent me on 00:32:25, 26-06-2006, with regards on Ms Chui's and my requests.

Apparently, due to heavily cemented area, Uncle Heng could not find soil to bring back for Ms Chui's project on the ecotourism industry. He said he had to climb over fences to get soil. So in regards of his old age, Ms Chui had decided to give up on the project. Three Cheers to her for her care for the elderly.

Also, No Lao Po Bing too for us as Uncle Heng had got 4 orders for that already. Well, Haoren YL hopes she gets her cap as Uncle Heng said he would try.

Other than this, Haoren would like to inform all that she has found a new herbal tea project at CK Tang B1. She would be working hard on it and hence might not be able to attend most of the company's functions as often. Sincere apologies to all.

Rumors are that the trip to JB had been postponed to 29,30 July. Hope HaoRen would be able to join.

Thank you all for your kind attention.

Regards,
Hao Ren YL

In Memory of Uncle Heng's Business Trip

Dear Associates,

It is with utmost regret that I inform you of Uncle Heng’s and Mr Mango’s departure to Hong Kong, at approximately 11am today, onboard a Cathay Pacific.

As promised, this is the entry in memory of his business trip. Before we get started, Uncle Heng has requested for “a associate’s welcome”. I have absolutely no idea what this is supposed to be, so, fellow associates, do enlighten me with your understanding of this statement.

Uncle Heng is like a GUGUGUGU to us, or shall I say, is a GUGUGUGU of ours. Despite having earned such a long name, he strives to mix in with us as much as possible. And he has been doing well, considering his seniority in this yet-to-be-named association.

PS. Actually, I’m not bored to the extent of trying to commemorate his trip to HK... Someone continue please…
PPS, He’ll bao ping an when he reaches HK... haha

Yours Truly,
Grace Chen

Flying off!! wheeezzz...

Corresponding live from Changi Airport Terminal 1, Gate D32.
Associate Uncle Heng is about to leave for Hong Kong on biz trip. Task 1: Understand why Cathay is votes best airline of the year.
Byee!!
Accompaning: Uncle Mango
Company Special Report.

Events

Dear all,

Due to the large number of events that our organisation is actively participating in, I have planted an event calendar on the right hand side of this website. I hope this is useful.

Uncle Thong,

Please rest assure that we have a few 'old birds' in this line who will kindly guide you to become a professional associate. I look forward to our future collaborations.


Regards,
Yongxin

Good day to all associates,

I'm still a greenhorn with respect to the arts of professional communication. Looking forward to your kind guidance in this new partnership. Cheers!

Best Regards,
Thong Loon

Dear all,

Welcome to our associate website. I would like to appeal to all to leave your names after you have left an entry to enable the identification of our dearest associates. Thank you.


Regards,
Yongxin

Creation of first ever RSPHI blog

Dear Associates,

The idea of a RSPHI blog has been initiated by our first ever GAGA, Auntie Grace, also know as the Holland Queen.
The first few to witness this creation are GAGA herself, Auntie Nessa, Uncle Neo, Miss Chui, MingDe and Uncle Heng.