Immunity Against Bristly, Stubbly, Double Chins
Dear All,
I am sorry to hear about the cancellation of the ecotourism project and I do hope that the har gaos arrive safely. GUGUGUGU Heng, if possible, do bring back siew mais as well. Hao Ren YL, please stick to your original name - Sinseh, to avoid confusion in the association.
On a brighter note, I am happy to present you with a new project. In response to Uncle Neo's mission to "Seek and Destroy", I have taken measures to counter-attack such behaviour. I understand that Uncle Neo has the upper-hand in our "Tikuing Special Edition - Pass It On". Uncle Neo has been gloating about starting a new trend and will continue his endeavour to "seek and destroy" (I have absolutely no idea how he came up with such a cliche phrase).
Little does he knows that the reason for his success is for the thing he calls a goatee. None of us would want to take the risk of coming in contact with that horrendous thing... Seeing how all of us loath and abhor this, I have taken the liberty of sourcing for sponsors for our Association. I have already found a few contacts for indestructible finger gloves. This is to protect our fingers and prevent them from being soiled, all in the name of tikuing. Some companies have also expressed interests in conducting R&D after they got to know about our plight. Some have offered to invent finger gloves that comes with a scissors, that are coated with disinfectant, etc, etc. I will consolidate my efforts and come to a decision quick. Soon, we shall have no fear against bristly, stubbly, double chins.
I will also do my utmost to come up with antibacterial chemical concoction to protect the rest of our associates. He who seeks and destroys shall in turn be exterminated.
Yours Sincerely,
Grace Chen
I am sorry to hear about the cancellation of the ecotourism project and I do hope that the har gaos arrive safely. GUGUGUGU Heng, if possible, do bring back siew mais as well. Hao Ren YL, please stick to your original name - Sinseh, to avoid confusion in the association.
On a brighter note, I am happy to present you with a new project. In response to Uncle Neo's mission to "Seek and Destroy", I have taken measures to counter-attack such behaviour. I understand that Uncle Neo has the upper-hand in our "Tikuing Special Edition - Pass It On". Uncle Neo has been gloating about starting a new trend and will continue his endeavour to "seek and destroy" (I have absolutely no idea how he came up with such a cliche phrase).
Little does he knows that the reason for his success is for the thing he calls a goatee. None of us would want to take the risk of coming in contact with that horrendous thing... Seeing how all of us loath and abhor this, I have taken the liberty of sourcing for sponsors for our Association. I have already found a few contacts for indestructible finger gloves. This is to protect our fingers and prevent them from being soiled, all in the name of tikuing. Some companies have also expressed interests in conducting R&D after they got to know about our plight. Some have offered to invent finger gloves that comes with a scissors, that are coated with disinfectant, etc, etc. I will consolidate my efforts and come to a decision quick. Soon, we shall have no fear against bristly, stubbly, double chins.
I will also do my utmost to come up with antibacterial chemical concoction to protect the rest of our associates. He who seeks and destroys shall in turn be exterminated.
Yours Sincerely,
Grace Chen
posted by GAGA GuGU GAGU GAGU at 13:17
6 Comments:
BAKA!!! i did not say 'seek & destroy", i said 'seek & tiku'. wah liao aunti grace, u must aim me rite.. u will suffer.. no one can escape from the finger n his friends...
Wah.. wat's with all the associates title and stuff? hahahaah what did COR do to you all? Ah hai better bring me back some pearl powder as promised LOL
The young @ heart mother,
CoR
haha wait his goatee grow long enough liao just yank the hair out lah. =P till then, try using feathers. i think they produce a better tikuing effect than gloves with scissors. feathers from feather dusters come with the dust to provide a protective layer against the stubby hairs. hahaaa...
wah everyone so evil!!! all wanna target me! btw RM declared that she is the creator of tiku so u want to seek revenge go find her!!
no lor.. u said 'seek and destroy'.. and u repeated it many times at e bus-stop as well as on previous occasions.. haha
I see that we have finally decided to take some initiative to protect ourselves from Uncle Neo's constant terrorising... When we stand together, we will triumph over He Who Seeks and Destroys...
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