Saturday, July 29, 2006

Associate News 27thJuly edition




Good Evening Associates.

Welcome to the 27th July edition of Associate News. First off the Headlines for today:

Frightened Associates by a flashing lightning.

While on a business visit to the Petronas, Uncle Neo and Ms Chui were seen to have been zapped by a lightning during their attempt to reach the top of the poles laid on top of the Petronas. This scene had left many passerbys deeply in a state of horror. Their dare-devil act to scale the Petronas had been part a of their business activities during their trip to Kuala Lumpur. The weather was fine before their attempt.

Unfortunately while each of them were about to reach their respective poles on the Petronas twin tower, a thundery cloud began to generate on the side of Ms Chui. Soon enough, a flashing bluish light appeared across the sky and a thundery clap followed. A loud screech was heard following the thundery roar. Passerby stopped in their footsteps and the traffic came to a sudden halt. It had been presumed that the screeching sound that followed the thundery clap had intimidated the people instead. Everyone turned to look towards the poles on the tower, and saw 2 figures at the top of the lightning poles! Uncle Neo and Ms Chui both looked allright but were indeed a little shakened.

Both Uncle Neo and Ms Chui had completed their tasks of conquring the poles of Petronas!! When both had recovered from the earlier lightning scare, a sense of deep satisfaction and new confidence began to beam from their face. Our associates had done the impossible.

Right now, we are on air with Gugugugu from KL:

Studio: How are the 2 associates after their dare-devil act?

Gu: They have recovered from the physical exhaustion and also the lightning that had suddenly flashed across the sky during their final attempt up the poles. Both associates are returning to The Star Town Inn to rest after this.

Studio: How about you and Uncle Thongz? How did you feel when you saw the clouds gathering?

Gu: Oh! We were very much worried when we saw the clouds coming towards Ms Chui's side. But we realised that we could do nothing more than to watch them scale higher towards the tip of the pole. Chuiness always happen and this that happened today is considered a small fry already. As for Uncle Thongz, he quickly set up a altar to pray for good weather again the moment he saw the clouds gathering. He cut 2 oranges into 4 halves and places them at each corners. Perhaps this action had minimised the intensity of the lightning.

Studio: The traffic came to a stand-still. Were the crowds applauded by this brave act by the associates?

Gu: I would certainly presume that they were! However, i think it had also been that super screech that made more people stopped in their activities. The scene was magnificant! Everyone were looking upwards immedately and were surprised to see two figures at the top of the poles. The cloud disappeared after the thundery roar. We were amazed how the cloud disappeared so quickly as well. Both our associates stood on top of the poles, beaming with pride. The crowds cheered too!

Studio: Was Uncle Neo affected by the sudden screeching sound?

Gu: I'm not sure about that. I would certainly ask him later.

Studio: All right, Thank Gugugugu.

Gu: You are welcome.

Well. Before we go, there are some more interesting footages to share with you regarding "the attempt up the poles". A passerby had sent in a photoshot of the frightened associates at the moment the lightning struck. And we had also been told that someone shouted "CheemSim AH!!" at the Petronas square below.

The frightened look of our associates when the lightning struck, sent in by a passerby. It is certainly that Ms Chui was more frightened and that explained the deafening screech everyone below the towers heard.

Other news for today are, Aunti Nessa's lost secret recipe for brownie and on how her new recipe had been received by the associates. Gaga had been barred from entertainment and how she is coping with her new-found boredom alongside her "street wise under crisis" issue.

Next, lets take a look at the tradings for today. We see a rise in SioBakZhang shares and a dip in Horland stocks. Much had pointed out that Gaga's boredom and the KL's zero horlanding act had triggered the 5% drop in the Horland. Market watchers are now more focused on Gaga's activites as the stocks is now more dependent on her lifestyle.

That is all for the 27thJuly's edition of Associate News. For more updates regarding the KL trip, do stay on to "Gagu Gagu atyour Channel". Have a great weekend.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

heh.. real or not? at first i tot real leh.. then tat pic so fake... and why ur anchorman pic so chui one? where is ur tie? photoshop a bit lah... exciting trip manz.. let's go ikea next week!!!

Jul 29, 2006, 11:23:00 PM  
Blogger cheehai said...

hey tats not the anchorman laa, its a correspondant one. like cna's sujali iswo.. dunno his name.. haha
try to update =p
Of course its real!

Jul 29, 2006, 11:53:00 PM  

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