Aging (with revisions)

Gagu Sunday (4th Edition) - A recent study involving 20 participants has shown that there is a correlation between a person's personality and the respective mental age. Each participant took part in a survey which puts them to a series of questions to calculate their mental age. A table has been drawn up as shown:

	actual	mental
weisheng youli	23 20	43 39
sharrel aunti	25 21	43 34
zhanzhi	23	35
yongxin	19	26
ruping	23	29
mango	25	30
jings	23	28
yunxi	25	30
yeokhui	22	27
alvin	23	28
zhihai	25	28
mingteck ada ibu	23 27 22	26 28 22
patricia thongloon	21 22*	21 23*
jiahui	21	20
rumin	21	9

Our sin-seh used to top the chart in the 3rd edition of this report. However, we have a new reigning-ager!!! Weisheng. Not only has he defeated everyone else and claimed the top position, he is also the claimant with the highest age count! Very very very Senior you are! Third in line is Sharrel and 4th is our beloved Aunti LC. Following closely behind LC is Chicken Little or should we call him Chicken Older this time round. Ms Chui has chui'd to mark herself within the top five on the list. She has slipped a notch down from the previous age-review and is currently at 6th position. We can only say this to you Hammy: "SO CHUI!" Our RP and Jings have also proven the saying that "auditors 做一年老五岁" is true. As a mark of respect for our top age-ers, We Salute you.

A safety aging belt (aging difference between -2 and 5 yrs) has been drawn up to differentiate between the safe age-ers frm the unhealthy age-ers. We are glad that 12 out of the 20 participants are within the belt. Our analysis pointed towards personality and lifestyle.

1. Lao Seng, perhaps its your goatee... ahaha congrats on the new Victory!!! Old MAN!
   
2. 医者父母心 (literally, doctors got father-mother's mentality), Sin Seh you are wad you are. Our father mother always older.. erm, but u are not as old as Ah Seng liao.. Shame shame..
   
3. 老师 老师 so wads there more to say??
   
4. Aunti LC's auntish behavior naturally explains it all.
5. The accelerated growth potion that CL takes everyday has had its effect as well. The potion really works!!
6. Ms Chui is jus so chui that aging runs parallel to her chui-ness, but now more chui, no longer in top5... chui'd chui'd chui'd GRAND Chuister Chuitty Chuiz'd Chui
   
7. An auditor's life quickens the aging process.

However, we are still unable to entirely comprehend Songbird's extreme anti-aging process. We are open to suggestions and we hope to arrive at a conclusion in the near future. An aging chart with the safety aging belt is included.

Perhaps Songbird drank the entire bottle of SK2 water instead of applying it on her skin... "Youth from the inside-out!" Aunti LC arh... u should be alarmed by now.. ur LC position seemed challenged liao.

* 4th edition - 14Nov'06

YL re-tried the quiz again during press revision time and claimed she was 26. But it cant be verified. WS's quiz had been conducted by the 3 witches of grime.. but we will still take ur record to be true!! And to Aunty Patty.. though u maybe young mentally.. we still cant deny that you look 23? 25? or older leh.